We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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