Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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