and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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