I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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