community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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