I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize
