The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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