in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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