I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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