The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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