In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Randomize
