they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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