Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I am midnight drunk by noon
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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