I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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