Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
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