Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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