and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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