this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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