Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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