My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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