Whoever said drinking more helps a hangover didn't drink 96% of a fifth of whiskey last night. This is absurd.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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