Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
You made out with two different species that night
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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