playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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