Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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