No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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