i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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