i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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