he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
My liver just had a heart attack.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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