i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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