So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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