Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I just had sex on a roof
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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