somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Randomize
