Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Randomize
