Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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