Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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