Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
FUCK WHALES
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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