wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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