Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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