there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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