question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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