Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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