How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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