I think i peed on brittanys purse
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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