I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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