I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Even my vagina gasped.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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