Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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