I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
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