You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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