i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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