I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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