no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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