White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Fuck appropriateness.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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