No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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