At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
people are starting to question the shark bite story
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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