I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
