just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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