This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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