FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
Randomize