I hate your face
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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